This is a place where there is a Vague Whelk, the vaguest one probably. Where mind spouts plop all the way out, like thick greasy sausages slowly squeezing out of a bean tin, but noisier and more arousing.

It is time to open your terror peepers, close your noisome quease pipe, and visually engage with whelkian obscurity. Force it down, force it down, it might help.

For Space Blep Cats (wisdoms), Space Sloths (hope), vague Poemtry, and some general assorted celebrations in the distraction from mortality, and other typically utter complete and utter utter rubbish.

this stuff is recommended for general PEOPLE only. Moths plz go to the void. Cats and other higher life-forms may find nothing of interest here, go look at a red dot.


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Literally nobody in the room knew of what he spake, but it felt so right at the time, so real, that I, along with all the other brushmen applauded our hands right off. The 100 Worst Ways We Can Think Of To Describe How Millenial and Human Failure Discovered Best 14 Ways To Kick Football. “Greetings, each!” BumRee said cheerfully, before rearranging his facial parts into a more sombre setup.

Some people try to tell you no! don't do that thing you silly great fool, or sometimes you are frightened to do a thing because you don't want to lose your legs or your dignity or money. But really, there are no limits at all as long as you try really hard to believe in your spirit and soul and then your heart of hearts will look after you to direct and guide you towards so much Fate and Destiny that you will achieve your own body so hard you will never need to lie down again. Just remember that the laws of physics are temporarily subverted whenver you Believe in Your Soul or look at instagram or something.

There are no limits to what your destiny fates can achieve if you have a heart - Trite The Meme Kitten

Those who spout and bibble can’t hear their thoughts properly and are more likely to fall down or become unsatisfactory or bankrupt. If you remember to be quiet sometimes then you can hear louder. Hear louder and achieve your dream of dreams that your soul was meant to be.

The quieter you are, the more your potential can hear louder - Trite The Meme Kitten

What would be worse? An apathetic wind tunnel or those slippers that only work in the past? ANSWER: neither, everything is ridiculous and, to a puny stinky spec like you or me, completely completely ineffable.

We all have a sense of self but we are merely slippers shorn from the feet of an apathetic universe - space blep cat