This is a place where there is a Vague Whelk, the vaguest one probably. Where mind spouts plop all the way out, like thick greasy sausages slowly squeezing out of a bean tin, but noisier and more arousing.
It is time to open your terror peepers, close your noisome quease pipe, and visually engage with whelkian obscurity. Force it down, force it down, it might help.
For Space Blep Cats (wisdoms), Space Sloths (hope), vague Poemtry, and some general assorted celebrations in the distraction from mortality, and other typically utter complete and utter utter rubbish.
~ ABSOLUTELY NO MOTHS ALLOWED plz ~
this stuff is recommended for general PEOPLE only. Moths plz go to the void. Cats and other higher life-forms may find nothing of interest here, go look at a red dot.
It has recently come to my attention.
An epic 4 hours one-man stage play, starring William Shatner. Unless You Are A Nerd Throwback You Will Probably Appreciate How Small But Effective Kardashian Clone Fully Masturbated. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Said God, in an uncharacteristic bout of existential confusion. One day we will spend almost all of our time floating around dead, which is bad because usually none of your ear will work when you die. OMG Intensively Farmed Tin-Eared UFO Spotter Inadequately Prepared For The Zombie Apocalypse. Sometimes you feel a bit silly. Maybe your trouser fell down, or you said something mad, or maybe you mistook your eggs for a new bank statement
Some people try to tell you no! don't do that thing you silly great fool, or sometimes you are frightened to do a thing because you don't want to lose your legs or your dignity or money. But really, there are no limits at all as long as you try really hard to
believe in your spirit and soul and then your heart of hearts will look after you to direct and guide you towards so much Fate and Destiny that you will achieve your own body so hard you will never need to lie down again.
Just remember that the laws of physics are temporarily subverted whenver you Believe in Your Soul or look at instagram or something.
Those who spout and bibble can’t hear their thoughts properly and are more likely to fall down or become unsatisfactory or bankrupt. If you remember to be quiet sometimes then you can hear louder. Hear louder and achieve your dream of dreams that your soul was meant to be.
What would be worse? An apathetic wind tunnel or those slippers that only work in the past? ANSWER: neither, everything is ridiculous and, to a puny stinky spec like you or me, completely completely ineffable.