New thing! Workout tracker!
Are you trying to fight entropy? Do you crave wholeness and permanence? Or do you just like rearranging the molecules?
Either way, potato.
Try my new workout tracker, you mothers!
This is the primary Vague Whelk socket in this quadrant. The only one probably. Where mind spouts fall all the way out, slowly and noisily, and with very very satisfying plops.
It is time to fully open your terror peepers, close your noisome queaser pipe, and prepare your cruttle hutch for some quality profounds.
For Space Blep Cats (wisdoms), Space Sloths (hope), vague Poemtries (cultures), and some general assorted celebrations within the enormous enormous void, and other typically utter complete and utter utter rubbish.
~ ABSOLUTELY NO MOTHS ALLOWED plz ~
this stuff is recommended for PEOPLE only. Moths plz go to the void.
It is absolutely vital that you are correctly positioned and looking the right way, as you hurtle and spin blindly through the void for a short time. If you do not, it would be really terrible and you might be very silly, esecially if you miss some of the the events that happen to you.
News from the burping tabloids:
93 Facts About How Mansplaining Spatula Collector Found A Deep Meaning In The Universe That Could Only Be Described With An Instagram Selfie.
New Thing!
Drop your logs with the drop logger! --->.
A workout tracker so good that you might wonder if you are still alive or actually trapped in the mind of a hummingbird on life support.
New Thoetry!
Sling your greasy horror windows around some of the new poemtries --->
Latest or fairly late blogs!
Keep faith inside yourself
Keep faith in yourself always! It is sometimes tempting to keep it outside for a while, perhaps when cleaning, or doing some deep introspection, or edifying the constructed self you cling to fervently, but this is wobbly territory. It is possible to then lose the faith, or mistake it for that sack of eggs you were saving. Remember, faith is very much like eggs: it is vital for a meaningful life, it can sometimes fall out the bottom of you during difficult or stressful times, and inevitably there will be some sort of gas involved.
