Today, 3 Years Ago,  Psychotic Vacuous Screeching Big Brother Presenter Insisted On Telling Everyone Which Countries She Has Travelled To On Facebook. I have been waiting over 6 minutes. You would do well not to keep a man like me waiting about. I am NOT a radiator. I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. <br><br>