We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Farm-Owning Quivering Scarecrow Insisted On Her Tea-Towels Being Locally Sourced. He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. Today's Truth Missile of Truth missiling away truthfully in a missiley way, cutting through the shyte spectrum towards your pointless head-hole is this:  <br><br>