Fan Fiction Predicted That Grievously Unattractive Wobbly Table-Leg Punched A Cat In The Arse. Remember to nearly always pretend you know exactly where you are, and where you are floating towards, and WHY. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. <br><br>