14 Outrageous Lies About How Partially Insane Spot-Addled Chemist Severed Penguin's Arteries. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death. Today's Truth Missile of Truth missiling away truthfully in a missiley way, cutting through the shyte spectrum towards your pointless head-hole is this:  <br><br>