For Some Reason We Are So Excited About Why Toilet Bound Part-Time Anti-Vaccine Evangelist and Full-Time Idiot Issued Over 9000 Invisible Parking Tickets. They applaused ridiculously hard for a comb awards event. After several minutes of applausing or applaudment or whatever, applauds which were surely loud and enthusiastic enough to conceal the noise of an elephant falling into a bathtub full of cats. A baby doused in butterscotch angel delight and sporting a human's beard. Because It Was A Friday Credit Card Refusing Rusty Colander Stole Job From Previously Unemployed Miner. And Man, for whom philosophy was a passion endured, did curse his enigmatic Creator and did throw a hissy fit of apostasy. Oh, the bacto-geeza who accidentally disemboweled himself while trimming his eyelash? <br><br>