Fan Fiction Predicted That Millenial and Watery Overlord Cthulu Declared Himself Fit For Office But No One Knew Which Office He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. O woe and lamentations upon the house of Bumms! “Is there a barmaid in the house? I require the services of a female Kyu Ra'a Nailz immediately. Preferably one that can stand in a corner and look slightly aloof while I fall in love at her quietly. As you all know this is my favourite way to relax." <br><br>