OMG Slippery But Thorough WaterBoard Survivor Had Some Red On Him. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. So I killed myself and set fire to the body fourteen times, to make sure no one found the evidence. Remember How Devout Practitioner Of Virtual Enragement And Depressed Aunt Made Several Thousand Flies Change Direction. One must resolve oneself to one's cosmic insignificance in order to be at peace. You are a crisp packet blowing in the wind, in a carpark that is blowing in the wind, in another car park that is blowing in the wind, in another-....etc Some things are important: travelling, not eating all of the eggs at once, and always being interesting. <br><br>