OMG One-Direction Fan and Vacuous Screeching Big Brother Presenter Had Such A Conceited Laugh He Spent Six Years Alone. Eggs only last a very short time and as all good heron folk know well, short time divided by infinity = 0. So eggs probably don't exist. IT IS FRIDAY, ANOTHER DAY OF FLOATING AROUND POINTLESSLY IN THE GIANT COSMIC ABYSS. <br><br>