920 Songs About How Rarely Electrified Bottom-Scraper Inadequately Prepared For The Zombie Apocalypse. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death. Only when it came to it, Ron discovered to his disdain that he had no mouth. Or indeed any orifices at all, which went some way to explaining his slight depression and moribund sex life. Although it didn't really explain the mouth ulcers. <br><br>