People Are Getting Mad Because Triple Cray Black-tailed Godwit Refused To Stop Describing His Products As Artisanal. He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. Underneath this were visible cricket leg pads, and a crotch guard with a crudely drawn smiley face on it. All these cricket references weren’t doing anything to help either.