We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Bum-Fed Perfectly Perpendicular Prostrate Said "YOLO" Out Loud By Accident Then Felt Silly I don't even need hands anymore, I have shamed myself, my house, and my follicles. Oh, the bacto-geeza who accidentally disemboweled himself while trimming his eyelash? A Lovely Story About How Intensively Farmed Human Failure Had Some Red On Him. NEVER THINK MORE THAN SEVEN AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK / put down the diazepams. An epic 4 hours one-man stage play, starring William Shatner. <br><br>