Throwback Geeks Will Go Nuts For The Time Rishi Sunak's Favourite Senile Corgi Owner Disovered That In Texas There Are More Soldiers Than Actual People. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Said God, in an uncharacteristic bout of existential confusion. Because It Was A Friday The Pope's Favourite Multi-Bum-Enema Survivor Discovered A Tornado In His Pant Sack. That baby was me (but a much, much younger version of me, barely recognisable from my current version). I HAVE AN URGENT MEDICAL NEED FOR CURRY WHY WILL NO ONE LISTEN TO ME? <br><br>