93 Facts About How Unapologetically Stooped Former Celebrity Poorly But Enthusiastically Cleaned Gary Glitter's Trouser Collection. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death. It doesn't really matter, because in a relatively short amount of time you will be dead, no one will remember you, and nothing you ever did will have had any impact on the universe. <br><br>