We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Former Traffic Warden Wants To Bang. Only when it came to it, Ron discovered to his disdain that he had no mouth. Or indeed any orifices at all, which went some way to explaining his slight depression and moribund sex life. Although it didn't really explain the mouth ulcers. He finished eating the moth Sadly and sliced himself in the seat several times before hiding the body from the authorities. Remember How Flute-Obsessed Aspiring Bubblegum Statue Donald Trump Died Because He Had A Jamie Oliver Sized Tongue But A Cheryl Cole Sized Head. Krsz noticed with horror that Gman was wearing a blood-stained and slightly tattered wedding dress, complete with veil and train on the end. Not a usual train, but an actual train. I will present my findings after I have destroyed all of this cloth. Thx.  <br><br>