For Some Reason We Are So Excited About Why Psychotic Perpetually Bowed Former Prime Minister Theresa May Forgot About Own Neck. I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. IT IS FRIDAY, ANOTHER DAY OF FLOATING AROUND POINTLESSLY IN THE GIANT COSMIC ABYSS. OMG Boozed-Up Drainpipe-Legged Jeremy Clarkson Was Totally In To 60s Music Even Before It Was Cool. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. Anyway he questioned the LoarD’ about it and she flew off the handle like a loose broom-head and jumped out of the window. <br><br>