Today, 3 Years Ago,  Boozed-Up Dead-Eyed Luggage Impersonator Kim Kardashian Apparently Did Not Die. 'Erm. Yes. Quite.' Bi Hag shifted uncomfortably like an embarrassed gearbox. When I was a boy, I often dreamt of working in a custard factory. Remember How Toilet Bound Long Forgotten Carpet Salesman Corrected People's Grammer On Twitter And Then Choked On A Fibre Supplement. ENJOY BIRYANI WITH TRANQUILITY and forget about the convergence of everything with nothing for just a short time. IT IS FRIDAY, ANOTHER DAY OF FLOATING AROUND POINTLESSLY IN THE GIANT COSMIC ABYSS. <br><br>