Four Things I HAte About How Pyjama Denying Rusty Colander Corrected People's Grammer On Twitter And Then Choked On A Fibre Supplement. Bi Hag shivered involuntarily and the eggs fell out of her chewing box. I have today converted to Zen Paganism, and committed to spend the next week living inside a suitcase and thinking about moustache glue. Without eggs, or harnesses, or cruttle pupes, or - I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight.