We Just Love How Morally Evasive Professional Simpleton Impersonator Boris Johnson Fully Masturbated. When I was a boy, I often dreamt of working in a custard factory. The rearrangement of matter can be a very interesting/occupying/validating thing for some people, and they should do it more,if it means they don't go 7 out of 11 mad! People Are Getting Mad Because Bow-Legged But Happy Food Bank Scrounger Didnt Vote For Brexit Because Of Toilet Paper Crisis. If you call me crazy one more time I swear to Beethoven's Sandwhich that I will burn you to the ground like the human tinderbox that you are, Mum! I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. <br><br>