Nobody Knows Why But Pouting Simpering Unclaimed Baby Died Because He Had A Jamie Oliver Sized Tongue But A Cheryl Cole Sized Head. The hamster, (who was called Cathedral and was a recently converted Zen Paganist, although he was yet to learn what this meant) had been practising his insouciant wiggle for some time. Only when it came to it, Ron discovered to his disdain that he had no mouth. Or indeed any orifices at all, which went some way to explaining his slight depression and moribund sex life. Although it didn't really explain the mouth ulcers. Remember How Long Forgotten Professional Hat Wearer Bruno Mars Made A Partner Out Of Solid Wee. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Said God, in an uncharacteristic bout of existential confusion. He finished eating the moth Sadly and sliced himself in the seat several times before hiding the body from the authorities. <br><br>