OMG Apocalypse-Preparing Spot-Addled Chemist Thought About You On The Toilet. The hamster, (who was called Cathedral and was a recently converted Zen Paganist, although he was yet to learn what this meant) had been practising his insouciant wiggle for some time. Oh, the bacto-geeza who accidentally disemboweled himself while trimming his eyelash? <br><br>