Today, 3 Years Ago,  Unconvincingly Moist Sun Columnist Caused Calippo Shortage. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Said God, in an uncharacteristic bout of existential confusion. Remember to nearly always pretend you know exactly where you are, and where you are floating towards, and WHY. <br><br>