We Just Cant Stop Reading About How Parsnip-Shaped Waterboard Enthusiast Crushed Kitten In Home-Made Trouser Press. Presenting at the National Innovators of Combs Industry Awards last week, Touple leapt to the stage, shunning all traditional stage mounting techniques, especially the more recent ones, and screeched into the microphone 'COMBS!!!', somehow pronouncing each exclamation mark louder than the last. One must resolve oneself to one's cosmic insignificance in order to be at peace. You are a crisp packet blowing in the wind, in a carpark that is blowing in the wind, in another car park that is blowing in the wind, in another-....etc Four Things I HAte About How Deceased Psychic Applied For A German Passport Under The Name Herman Screwdriving Legs. As every good heron surely knows, achievements usually happen higher up, so to keep achieving, keep climbing! Literally nobody in the room knew of what he spake, but it felt so right at the time, so real, that I, along with all the other brushmen applauded our hands right off. <br><br>