17 Times Boozed-Up Professionally Hateful Ball-bag Faced Piers Morgan Refused To Apologise For Own Existence. There followed another loosening of bowels, bowels which were already quite loose enough to require a belt. Literally nobody in the room knew of what he spake, but it felt so right at the time, so real, that I, along with all the other brushmen applauded our hands right off.