We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Small But Effective Big Brother Winner Accidentally Buried Wrong Grandparent. Oh my Lord. Sausages. Hmm. He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. OMG Bow-Legged And Adorable Suspiciously Pleasant Scooter Driver Is Primary Reason For Global Warming. A cat on my hand Would be less out of place Than a brown salty liquid Resting on my face. Ron would have been squinting at this point and putting his hand accross his eyebrows, in that way that always helps you see things that are small or far away, but being in an extremely ham-sandwhichy sort of mood he failed to do this and settled instead for an inquisitive yet crusty lean. <br><br>