Nobody Knows Why But Toilet Bound Duck-Faced Photographee Doubted Existence Of Herons. Today's Truth Missile of Truth missiling away truthfully in a missiley way, cutting through the shyte spectrum towards your pointless head-hole is this:  The hamster, (who was called Cathedral and was a recently converted Zen Paganist, although he was yet to learn what this meant) had been practising his insouciant wiggle for some time. You Would Totally Die If You Found Out How Rishi Sunak's Favourite Professional Roast Victim Liked To Talk About How Much Music Meant To Him Even Though Everyone Was Bored. When you worry about quantum fields, or why does Piers Morgan happen, just remember, the Universe is so trouser-wettingly inexorably large that everything probably happens at some point, no matter how pointless, upsetting, or how much of a garrulous squinting simpleton they are It was only when it came to Beef Madras that he had any idea what anything in this world was supposed to represent. If only there were a way to report sumulation bugs to our ineffable alien overlords. <br><br>