Fan Fiction Predicted That Fat Dead-Eyed Luggage Impersonator Kim Kardashian Refilled Queen's Favourite Beaker. They applaused ridiculously hard for a comb awards event. After several minutes of applausing or applaudment or whatever, applauds which were surely loud and enthusiastic enough to conceal the noise of an elephant falling into a bathtub full of cats. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death.