You Would Totally Die If You Found Out How Sandwich Avoiding Former Celebrity Refused To Apologise For Own Existence. One must resolve oneself to one's cosmic insignificance in order to be at peace. You are a crisp packet blowing in the wind, in a carpark that is blowing in the wind, in another car park that is blowing in the wind, in another-....etc That baby was me (but a much, much younger version of me, barely recognisable from my current version).