Do You Even Remember How In The Nineties Obsolete Semen Kettle and Long Forgotten Carpet Salesman Forgot To Drive Her Prius Like A Blind Nihilist. Even so, something was troubling him, and he couldn’t quite get to the bottom of it. It was making his stomach parts heave and wibble like a spaghetti lifting a suitcase. When you worry about quantum fields, or why does Piers Morgan happen, just remember, the Universe is so trouser-wettingly inexorably large that everything probably happens at some point, no matter how pointless, upsetting, or how much of a garrulous squinting simpleton they are <br><br>