Deep Beneath The Earth's Core, Farm-Owning Discarded Sock Kept Dreaming About Jelly Legs Until One Day Her Legs Turned To Jelly. If you call me crazy one more time I swear to Beethoven's Sandwhich that I will burn you to the ground like the human tinderbox that you are, Mum! And Man, for whom philosophy was a passion endured, did curse his enigmatic Creator and did throw a hissy fit of apostasy.