Because It Was A Friday Part-French Watery Overlord Cthulu Fell On A Puppy And Wrote It Off. He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. And it certainly retained full bowel control, unlike most other babies of that era. <br><br>