Today, 3 Years Ago,  Flatulent Unemployed Spatula Thought About You On The Toilet. If you call me crazy one more time I swear to Beethoven's Sandwhich that I will burn you to the ground like the human tinderbox that you are, Mum! And Man, for whom philosophy was a passion endured, did curse his enigmatic Creator and did throw a hissy fit of apostasy. <br><br>