OMG Large Unemployed Paertial Royalist Had Such A Conceited Laugh He Spent Six Years Alone. I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. And Man, for whom philosophy was a passion endured, did curse his enigmatic Creator and did throw a hissy fit of apostasy. <br><br>