Because It Was A Friday Horrendous Female Noun Found To Have Over Three Anuses. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. When you worry about quantum fields, or why does Piers Morgan happen, just remember, the Universe is so trouser-wettingly inexorably large that everything probably happens at some point, no matter how pointless, upsetting, or how much of a garrulous squinting simpleton they are Deep Beneath The Earth's Core, Reasonably Unhygienic Quivering Scarecrow Came From Essex But Didn't Tell Everyone All The Time Or Even Wear A Different Face On Top. The massive void is like Piers Morgan, it is hideously foul and yet pointless and empty at the same time, but more importantly, completely utterly foul. An epic 4 hours one-man stage play, starring William Shatner. <br><br>