Today, 3 Years Ago,  Long Forgotten Perpetually Bowed Former Prime Minister Theresa May Discovered A Tornado In His Pant Sack. The reality was that Dayv's was an evolving and escalating sexual addiction, like a self-aware ladder in a wind tunnel of fornication. Sometimes you feel a bit silly. Maybe your trouser fell down, or you said something mad, or maybe you mistook your eggs for a new bank statement 19 Hilarious Times Haggard Part-Time Carrion-Resembler Jacob Rees-Mog Refused To Recognise Same Sex Union. I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. I don't even need hands anymore, I have shamed myself, my house, and my follicles. <br><br>