Nobody Knows Why But Small But Effective Professionally Garrullous Simpleton Piers Morgan Corrected People's Grammer On Twitter And Then Choked On A Fibre Supplement. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death. I had always wanted to farm chalk at a chalk farm in Chalk Farm. But I was very concerned that should anyone ask me what I did for a living it would sound slightly ridiculous and partly insane. <br><br>