11 Ways Bum-Fed Unclaimed Baby Voluntarily Listened To A BagPipe For Three Minutes. Presenting at the National Innovators of Combs Industry Awards last week, Touple leapt to the stage, shunning all traditional stage mounting techniques, especially the more recent ones, and screeched into the microphone 'COMBS!!!', somehow pronouncing each exclamation mark louder than the last. An epic 4 hours one-man stage play, starring William Shatner. LOOK LOOK LOOK AT THIS! Selfish Baby-Booming Duck-Faced Photographee Said "YOLO" Out Loud By Accident Then Felt Silly I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. Underneath this were visible cricket leg pads, and a crotch guard with a crudely drawn smiley face on it. All these cricket references weren’t doing anything to help either. <br><br>