Because It Was A Friday Sandwich Avoiding Unapologetic middle-aged Audi driver Punched A Cat In The Arse. Baron von Clamm refused to retire on the grounds that he was a porker. They applaused ridiculously hard for a comb awards event. After several minutes of applausing or applaudment or whatever, applauds which were surely loud and enthusiastic enough to conceal the noise of an elephant falling into a bathtub full of cats. <br><br>