Today, 3 Years Ago,  Sandwich Avoiding Multi-Bum-Enema Survivor Discovered New Way To Masturbate. Presenting at the National Innovators of Combs Industry Awards last week, Touple leapt to the stage, shunning all traditional stage mounting techniques, especially the more recent ones, and screeched into the microphone 'COMBS!!!', somehow pronouncing each exclamation mark louder than the last. The massive void is like Piers Morgan, it is hideously foul and yet pointless and empty at the same time, but more importantly, completely utterly foul. <br><br>