19 Hilarious Times Farm-Owning Salmon Considered Herself Ready To Plough. Ron tried to look at colin with as calm a face as was possible, given the current emotional turmoil that was turmoiling in his head area, and also given the fact that he was a ham sandwich and therefore did not have an actual head or face part at all. The hamster, (who was called Cathedral and was a recently converted Zen Paganist, although he was yet to learn what this meant) had been practising his insouciant wiggle for some time. <br><br>