Deep Beneath The Earth's Core, Multi-Legged Japanese Business Man's Shoe Kicked A Bottle And Made The Lid Come Off OMG. The hamster, (who was called Cathedral and was a recently converted Zen Paganist, although he was yet to learn what this meant) had been practising his insouciant wiggle for some time. Eggs only last a very short time and as all good heron folk know well, short time divided by infinity = 0. So eggs probably don't exist. <br><br>