I'm Literally Screaming! Did You Hear That Cheese-Obsessed Bottom-Scraper Told The Barber To Shave His Own Nipples Thank You Very Much. I was to learn, much later, that my mother, a strange creature whose sanity had been permanantly compromised after a tragic incident with a goose inspector and a fire hazard, and about 23 years of alcoholism, was at that time labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. labouring under the intriguing misapprehension that badgers had a penchant for angel delight. <br><br>