Today, 3 Years Ago,  Fully Vindicated Food Bank Scrounger Recommended A Train For Destruction Presenting at the National Innovators of Combs Industry Awards last week, Touple leapt to the stage, shunning all traditional stage mounting techniques, especially the more recent ones, and screeched into the microphone 'COMBS!!!', somehow pronouncing each exclamation mark louder than the last. That baby was me (but a much, much younger version of me, barely recognisable from my current version). <br><br>