I'm Literally Screaming! Did You Hear That Horrendous Tin-Eared UFO Spotter Fell Up Some Curtains. One day we will spend almost all of our time floating around dead, which is bad because usually none of your ear will work when you die. He didn’t actually have any eye areas, as he had for a long time kept his eyes in his forehead area, which meant that the eye areas, void and redundant as they were, had packed up and left several years before in a fit of quiche. Or maybe pique. They hadn’t been quite sure at the time. OMG Strict Semi-Vegan Miley Cyrus Apparently Did Not Die. IT IS FRIDAY, ANOTHER DAY OF FLOATING AROUND POINTLESSLY IN THE GIANT COSMIC ABYSS. One must resolve oneself to one's cosmic insignificance in order to be at peace. You are a crisp packet blowing in the wind, in a carpark that is blowing in the wind, in another car park that is blowing in the wind, in another-....etc <br><br>