Because It Was A Friday Part-French Former Celebrity Refused To Stop Describing His Products As Artisanal. That baby was me (but a much, much younger version of me, barely recognisable from my current version). O woe and lamentations upon the house of Bumms! “Is there a barmaid in the house? I require the services of a female Kyu Ra'a Nailz immediately. Preferably one that can stand in a corner and look slightly aloof while I fall in love at her quietly. As you all know this is my favourite way to relax." <br><br>