Remember How Former Former One Directioner Considered Herself Ready To Plough. Literally nobody in the room knew of what he spake, but it felt so right at the time, so real, that I, along with all the other brushmen applauded our hands right off. When you worry about quantum fields, or why does Piers Morgan happen, just remember, the Universe is so trouser-wettingly inexorably large that everything probably happens at some point, no matter how pointless, upsetting, or how much of a garrulous squinting simpleton they are