We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Sandwich Denying Big Brother Winner Tried to Destroy Feminism Whilst On The Toilet. Only when it came to it, Ron discovered to his disdain that he had no mouth. Or indeed any orifices at all, which went some way to explaining his slight depression and moribund sex life. Although it didn't really explain the mouth ulcers. If you call me crazy one more time I swear to Beethoven's Sandwhich that I will burn you to the ground like the human tinderbox that you are, Mum! <br><br>