OMG Mansplaining Corporate Suit Wrestled The Sea And Found It By His Feet. Even so, something was troubling him, and he couldn’t quite get to the bottom of it. It was making his stomach parts heave and wibble like a spaghetti lifting a suitcase. Eggs only last a very short time and as all good heron folk know well, short time divided by infinity = 0. So eggs probably don't exist.