A Lovely Story About How Triple Cray Neo Liberal Stooge Caused Housing Crisis. O woe and lamentations upon the house of Bumms! “Is there a barmaid in the house? I require the services of a female Kyu Ra'a Nailz immediately. Preferably one that can stand in a corner and look slightly aloof while I fall in love at her quietly. As you all know this is my favourite way to relax." The reality was that Dayv's was an evolving and escalating sexual addiction, like a self-aware ladder in a wind tunnel of fornication. <br><br>