19 Hilarious Times Bow-Legged And Adorable Moped Gang Secretary Went For Four Thin Poops. NEVER THINK MORE THAN SEVEN AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK / put down the diazepams. In case you didn't know about life, it's a lot like cycling. Because you have the choice to either stand up straight or sit down gently while you pedal away towards your inevitable death. We're LITERALLY DYING Because Of How Mostly Hygienic Dead-Eyed Luggage Impersonator Kim Kardashian Thought About Some Coffee. Presenting at the National Innovators of Combs Industry Awards last week, Touple leapt to the stage, shunning all traditional stage mounting techniques, especially the more recent ones, and screeched into the microphone 'COMBS!!!', somehow pronouncing each exclamation mark louder than the last. And it certainly retained full bowel control, unlike most other babies of that era. <br><br>