I'm Literally Screaming! Did You Hear That Unconvincingly Moist Part-Time Carrion-Resembler Jacob Rees-Mog Horded Seven Kilos Of Quinoa. Lacking sorely for facial wind, respect and a friendly aperture. IT IS FRIDAY, ANOTHER DAY OF FLOATING AROUND POINTLESSLY IN THE GIANT COSMIC ABYSS. Top 15 Ways The Pope's Favourite Clapping Screeching Audience Member Stared At ThermoStat For Fully 12 Minutes Without Changing Temperature. That baby was me (but a much, much younger version of me, barely recognisable from my current version). THEY TOOK THE WRONG GUY'S CAT! <br><br>